The only wish you'll ever need!

Come on, you know you've thought about it.

Everyone has!

Who doesn't like a good game of what if's???

You have control of an all mighty and powerful genie who will grant you not 1 but 3 wishes! What would you do!? Is Robin Williams right, and there is no wishing for more wishes? CAN you bring back loved ones from the dead? And why can't you wish for someone to fall in love with you?

Eh, whatever. I have figured out the rule breaker. The creme de la creme (eff accent points btdubs). The golden shower - wait, no, I mean ticket. The magical sword. The unicorn. The wish that must not be named. The one wish to rule them all.

It's simple, you rub the lamp, the genie pops out hopefully looking like Barbara Eden in her prime and you scoff at THREE wishes...who needs THREE. You only need one!

When the time comes, you proclaim proudly and powerfully that all you want is:

TURN ME INTO A KRYPTONIAN!

BOOM!

THINK about it...

What does this entail and what does it mean? Well simply put, if you're a Kryptonian (for the uninitiated, Superman is a Kryptonian - it saddens me that you didn't know this) that lives on Earth you are basically invulnerable, extremely fast, super strong, resistant to all disease, you can fly, have heat AND x-ray vision, enhanced senses, have only a need for 2-3 hours of sleep a night, and will age much slower than everyone else. Oh, and not to mention, you will be in perfect condition because while you CAN eat, food on Earth won't affect your waist line because it simply doesn't affect you you gain nothing nor lose anything from it. You get your energy from the sun, so technically you don't even HAVE to eat. But even Superman does because he enjoys food, and really, who doesn't?

Not this guy...the lipstick really off-sets his eyes, don't you think?

This ONE wish gives you everything you'd wish for anyway. Money? Super-speed your way in and out of a bank vault. Fame? Um, hello you're Superman or girl. Ability to fly, duh? Long life (because NO ONE really wants to live forever)? Yep. You wanna be fast? Done. Not interested in the flu anymore? Dunski. The perfect body? This wish is your White Knight...and not in a racist way.

Plus, you could become an all-inspiring superhero that saves lives and the world on the daily. And wouldn't that just make you feel amazing?

SECOND best superhero...and yes, that's Tom Welling as Superman.

This really is a lifesaver and goldmine all wrapped up in a free little package that I'm giving you here. It's the no-holds-barred cage match win of a wish that cannot be defeated of all wishes. You're welcome.

However, while this is all fun in games and theory, in the real-real, and on the down-low, if you even THINK about using this wish before I get a chance to I will cut you.

The genie I'd hope to find!