Cat's SUCK!!!

As you can see with this video, marked exhibit A for this article's purposes, Cat's most definitely suck.

They are a bane to our existence and quite possibly the worst thing ever created or that has yet to visit the Earth. Indeed, they are possibly aliens. For it is this writer's belief that they are a species of alien rat that was left behind by our supreme masters (after the Pyramid's were built, of course) in order to study and control the human species, as well as torture, maim, and humiliate us like what they've done to this baby in the exhibit A.

Or they are just a useless household pet that SOME people are affectionate towards.

Either way, they are ALL bad!



They BUG! 

One of the biggest problems with the feline rascals is that they think they're smart. Or should I say they act like they are smarter than they really are (fooling the weak minded amongst us). They act superior to everything when they are obviously below all. Yet open a can of tuna around them and they go nuts. Say goodbye to all their pretentious behavior, they immediately become the biggest pests in the world, rubbing up against you like it gives them orgasms by the second. The more you succumb to your basic instinct makes your snooty behavior in the past THAT much more unforgivable and pathetic. But nice try, cats. Nice try.



Dogs don't like them.

For me, this is the best warning sign one needs. Man's best friend does not like cats. Sure every once in a while you'll see a YouTube video of a dog warming up to a cat (that's because the cat has inserted nanobytes into the dog and is thus controlling it), but don't let that dissuade you from the reality that MOST dogs hate cats. This speaks volumes, my friends. Volumes.



Cat = Pet of James Bond's most dangerous villain.

Blofeld. The man behind SPECTRE. Death incarnate. Foil. Enemy. Major opponent to one James Bond of Her Majesty's Secret Service.

Dr. Evil Inspiration!