The woman I MUST marry has 10 interesting rules, here is where I debunk them...

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Normally I agree with everything this woman has to say, hence the we should get married bit. BUT with this entry, I found myself profoundly disagreeing with all of the main points. So of course, now I must comment.

Side note: Love the pajama dance. Cute AND sexy.

1. Um, only the bad type of boyfriend won't hold their girlfriend's hair while they puke. I've done this for a couple (and as a couple, I mean SEVERAL) of my girlfriend's / dates - yep, you're welcome. In my experience, the best friend is too busy puking her OWN guts out to be any help to her best friend. Only douchebags don't care about their girlfriends, so already this point is moot upon moot.

2. You know who's great at sex tips and/or blow-job tips? You're boyfriend...oh you know, the guy you're going to be exercising these tactics with!? It just kind of makes sense to have an open forum with the person you're going to be engaging with...at least I think. Some guys might be insecure about this stuff, but that's just stupid. If he can argue about sports, he should be able to take coaching about sex one way or another and vice - versa.

3. Venting about guys to your boyfriend get's results. Either there's an ass whooping or a talking down to. OR nothing happens and you just talk and we tune you out while we play the new Call of Duty. All signs point to: Problem SOLVED. Unless you're venting about us, which in that case, you should be talking to us about our problems or just simply leaving us.

4. Men will be more honest with you than your girlfriends. Yep...I said it. See, women are FAKE friends to each other. Mostly because society has bred women to constantly compete with one another. So women will always tell you how good you look in something while they badmouth you to all your friends behind your back. Men will tell you what's up. Sure they won't be blatant about it. If you're asking if you look fat in something, you know you're probably fat and they'll of course DODGE that fucking missile. However, they'd be the first to tell you that your underwear is hanging out - because we are bred to compete with each other over the woman we have hanging around us. So there's that.

5. This to me is the weakest point in the whole episode. Men understand a woman's cycle more than women do. It's one of the first things we try and figure out - when and where is this going to happen - so we know when and where to stay CLEAR. We all had mom's and we learned about this the HARD WAY. Again, women compete with each other so it's almost like this does more harm than good when they are in close proximity and there are all those rumors of synchronization (which I don't buy into, BTDUBS).

6. Yeah, this again doesn't apply to a GOOD boyfriend. A good boyfriend realizes that a woman is a human being - she grows hair. Sure, it's awesome to have a fully, constantly shaved girlfriend - but it's also unrealistic and stupid. Personally I like my women to be REAL as do most guys I know - it's funny when you legs start to get a little prickly. It makes you REAL and HUMAN. Men are taught to idealize women and put them on a pedestal from day one - when you start to be imperfect you become relatable. It makes us love you that much more. Again, these are GOOD boyfriends we're talking about. Not the D-Bags you girls usually go for.

7. Nope. And that's not to say I'm afraid of the word baby - I just think this is a weak point.

8. BULLSHIT. All of a woman's friends photos of her friends will make her feel jealous. Jealous of the wedding she hasn't had, the kids she hasn't had, the vacation she hasn't had, the ice cream she hasn't had, the friends she doesn't have, the job she doesn't have, the outfit she doesn't have, the tattoo she doesn't have, the new car she doesn't have, I could go on, and on. Of course, I'm generalizing. But I would wager that within her lifetime a girl's best friend could make her more jealous of things than any man could.

9. That's actually a decent point. However, if it's BUGGING you that your mate is asking for sex - maybe they don't belong in your bed?

10. Most boyfriends want to watch sports with their mates (English slang FTW) not with you. If they do want to watch it with you, that means they just want to spend time with you, and if you fall asleep, they could care less. That's a winner - marry him...you're welcome.

So all in all, MAYBE the lovely Red ISN'T the woman I should marry!?